Thursday 30 November 2023

NO TALK OF SEX, WE `RE TAKING PICTURES

 

David has a beast of a problem

The  large pictures each week on the second section of the newspaper The Herald, Penrith (Cumbria)   are quite outstanding says a correspondent, with  their lovely shots taken by readers of the Lake District`s mountains, villages and  gardens

Older readers  will  see these classic pictures  as  being in the same tradition as that of many years` ago when the front page  of the Herald always had an attractive black and white  picture of one of the lakes, mostly in the same position on the page, and mostly  taken by the noted  Kendal photographer, James Hardman.

Everyone  is more sophisticated these days and everyone  now has a smartphone is a photographer.The Herald has also moved on,  with colour pictures replacing black and white and a much greater number of subjects than ever before, chosen by the enterprising Herald reader cameramen.

Having said all that, perhaps I can comment on the  very appealing  Highland cattle picture that appeared in the paper`s issue of November18 and say that to me, the picture was somehow incomplete. 

The photographer, David Satterthwaite of Tebay chose a magnificent subject but failed to say   whether the animal was male or female

Perhaps David doesn`t  know. The the tell-tale sexual “bits” are certainly hidden  by strands of the animal`s thick floppy red  coat. A  flick of the hand would move those strands.

Perhaps David, though possibly very brave was not brave enough to go and confront  the animal – it looks very much like a bull - and find out its sex for himself.

So, David, congratulations on your picture. But as I have said,  the picture to me is incomplete without  the animal`s sexual  identification. Is it a bull or is it a cow?

Your effort to get round the problem by calling the animal “a beast” is, frankly, a copout. Be brave David,go and find out and let us know one way or another.

Community Voice Carlisle is the blog of Carlisle Tenants` and Residents`Federation. Information about the Federation is available on 01228 522

 

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